fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
don't judge my taste in strippers
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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