evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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