Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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