Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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