Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
