***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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