IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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