did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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