Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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