Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
i think my cat just said my name.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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