So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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