me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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