no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I think my moral compass just broke
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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