i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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