I'm really into asian looking animals
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He's on the porch naked. Help.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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