I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
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