you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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