Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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