Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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