He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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