rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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