Do you still have your period?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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