i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
The power of my boobs compel you
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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