Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
