I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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