I showed him my bush... on skype.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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