He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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