Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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