haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Randomize
