Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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