At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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