I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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