butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
This toilet bowl is my home.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Randomize
