the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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