I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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