That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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