i may or may not be watching the land before time
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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