Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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