this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
