found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Randomize
