I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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