But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Randomize
