Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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