you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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