I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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