so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
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