yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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