is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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