I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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