dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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