I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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