He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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